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teroknortailor:

farorescourage:

victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

I have located a dildon’t

HOLY CANNOLI

askprosopeio:

kuraudia:

I wanted to play the Pokemon fusion thing…

And I made a _{creepy pokemon from hell} Cutails~

CUTAIL, THE SPIRIT POKEMON

Cutails are guardians of the dead. Their role is two fold, ensuring that Ghost Pokemon  do not menace the world of the Living, and ensuring the living do not anger the souls of the Dead. They have been known to curse those who willingly desecrate shrines or instigate Ghost Pokemon with bad luck. Alternatively, they also protect and bless those who aid in protecting sites of great importance to spirits. It is said that any who see their true face will serve a Cutails forever from the sheer beauty that lies beneath.

ABILITIES: Justified: Raises Attack when hit by a Dark-type move.

Notable Moves: Fox FIre, Curse, Shadow Ball, Flame Charge

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

hollyoakhill:

god knows how many hours i just spent on this

just wanted to get this scene down on paper because i refuse to accept that cas didn’t go down the same way as his brothers

neorize:

i saw this and…

surely someone else did this

they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

every frame of this is gold

sublime-sweatpants:

Why doesn’t anyone discuss how society’s perceived ownership of the female body extends into parents who dictate everything their daughters do?

Not letting your daughters express themselves in how they dress, talk, wear their hair, or whether or not they wear makeup just gives them the idea, from an extremely young age, that their body is not their own and they must please others by making it look how they view best.
Learn that before you have children.

quietrooms-and-loudmusic:

rangerkimmy:

thenimbus:

ohmypheels:

ftfhal:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy has no friends  oh my god

i want to reblog this every single day because its my favourite post ever omg

This video is amazing.

billy is HALLUCINATING NOW

THE SALAD REMINDS HIM OF DEATH

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

isaisanisa:

flying-shark-activate:

And thus Domestic!AU begins! 

oh wow yes please

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Sagittarius facts.